I may need to go to slang school
Actual conversation that just took place... Geoff : Oh my God. The 3 Year Old : Can I say "Oh my God"? Jan : No, you should just say "Oh my." Me : How about "Oh my bird." Geoff : No! Don't you know what a bird is? Me : It's... a bird? Geoff (whispering): It's a hoohah. Me : IT IS??? Oh crap. The 3 Year Old : Oh my bird! Oh my bird! Oh my bird! Geoff : This is why you aren't allowed to homeschool. And this is why I need to go to slang school. Also, we should probably listen to Jan more often.