I may need to go to slang school

Actual conversation that just took place...

Geoff: Oh my God.

The 3 Year Old: Can I say "Oh my God"?

Jan: No, you should just say "Oh my."

Me: How about "Oh my bird."

Geoff: No! Don't you know what a bird is?

Me: It's... a bird?

Geoff (whispering): It's a hoohah.

Me: IT IS??? Oh crap.

The 3 Year Old: Oh my bird! Oh my bird! Oh my bird!

Geoff: This is why you aren't allowed to homeschool.
 
And this is why I need to go to slang school. Also, we should probably listen to Jan more often.